So I was looking for some cute baby clothes on cafepress.com and found some seriously disturbing t-shirts. Cafepress is good at suppressing image stealing (*sniffle*) so I can't show you pictures... but here are a few slogans...
#10. Daddy drinks cause I cry
#9. Mommy drinks cause I cry
#8. I drink 'till I pass out, just like my Dad
#7. Proof my Mommy liked the drummer
#6. I just did 9 months in the Hole
#5. Daddy's little tax deduction
#4. Still sore from the Bris
#3. Dingo Bait
#2. Mother Sucker
annnd the ABSOLUTE WORST thing I saw?!?
#1. Hung like a five year old